well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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