Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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