my mouth tastes like poor choices
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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