it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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