i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
this is an emotional support booty call
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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