I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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