but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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