he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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