Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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