she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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