North Korea, Best Korea!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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