So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
