well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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