i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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