So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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