i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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