is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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