I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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