I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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