Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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