I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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