He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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