Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The feeling are messing with the penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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