did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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