just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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