She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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