direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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