I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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