That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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