Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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