Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
