i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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