i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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