I am midnight drunk by noon
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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