porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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