i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
try to milk me bitch
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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