Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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