idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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