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I just pynch a tree in the face
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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