No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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