somebody snuck up and got me drunk
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
