Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This baby is an asshole
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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