You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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