My brain says no but my pants say off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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