There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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