I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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