Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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