they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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