Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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