And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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