I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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