no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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